Pandabear
(Source: half-bloods-will-eat-your-babies)
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
(Source: an-egg, via lemonpledgebitch)
tweenthedevilandthedeepbluesea:
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
(Source: bedussies, via lemonpledgebitch)
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
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i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:
my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrowI admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.
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