Pandabear

riddlemewho:

Drugged Sherlock, S1E00 “Unaired Pilot”

AKA me getting out of bed in the morning.

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fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

(Source: an-egg, via lemonpledgebitch)

tweenthedevilandthedeepbluesea:

mariokarth:

what if nipples changed color depending on your mood

What if they glow blue when orcs are near?

(Source: bedussies, via lemonpledgebitch)

peaceloveandbrittana:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

dancegabiedance:

superwholockgarfield:

lukespenisnose:

stylinstopit:

chamberofstylinson:

rumour:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS

I HATE PEOPLE

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE

BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN

WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE

this is like a really intense poem

(via lemonpledgebitch)

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow 

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

(via lemonpledgebitch)